THE RULES:
1. Leave me a comment saying anything random, like your favorite lyric to your current favorite song. Or your favorite kind of sandwich. Something random. Whatever you like.
2. I'll respond by asking you five personal questions about your character/muse so I can get to know you better.
3. Update your LJ with the completely honest answers to the questions.
4. Include this explanation and offer to ask someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be asked, you will ask them five questions.

( From Den-Den )

I admit it. It's alllllllllllllllll ME.

(Apologies to those on everyone's flist)

Comment here with your character(s)'s name for a big block of text about how mine feel(s) regarding yours.

To: Nightwing@Titans.com
From: theredqueen@yahoo.transia.de
Subject: Titans

Hello --

I am writing in regards to your offer to meet and discuss options for joining your team. I work at The Frenzied Spork every morning, you can stop by there or I can meet you one afternoon. Let me know what references or information you need and I'll get it ready.

Thank you and I look forward to hearing from you.

Wanda Maximoff

[There is no use trying, said Alice; one can't believe impossible things.
I dare say you haven't had much practice, said the Queen.
When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day.

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.]

( MY SONG!! )


....It's from Transformers. MY MONTH IS ALL ABOUT GIANT ROBOTS IN DISGUISE. ZOMG!!!

So what if you married the last person you kissed?
HUH?!?!?!?!?!?!?

What was the last thing you hid?
I dunno!

Have you ever had a really big fight with a best friend?
Weeeeeeell....yes.

Who was the last guy you had a conversation with?
A full conversation? I think Kon? But I'm chatting with Troy atm and I said HI to Bart when he got in...

Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
I don't "plan" exactly.

( MORE!!!!!!!!!!!! )

Future!fic, out of continuity etc. This idea popped in to my head and Bart!mun said to let it out so here it is (of COURSE Wanda's daughter needs a speedster BFF, it makes perfect sense. So here is how they meet and become fast friends). Baby Bart used with permission, other characters used with less permission, but in all cases lots of love.


Elora Kent was unimpressed. Two years old and the daughter of parents who've long wanted a child, Elora was used to a certain level of attention. Also known as: all of it. Even with her close-enough-cousins she was youngest. Until now. Confronted with a giggling, squirming Bartholomew Allen the Third -- a baby -- a baby who DARES to be so CUTE he has all the adults and even the other kids cooing --

Elora was entirely unimpressed.

The adults were gathered on the deck of Bart and Cissie's suburban home discussing hiccups of the space-time-continuum and whether or not the house was really big enough for four children. Ick was seated, doing homework and sighing dramatically that life was SO unfair when everyone was playing and she was stuck with work (of course if she was not stuck with work she'd probably be stuck with entertaining the KIDS; Ick was 9 going on 19 and quite ready to be an ADULT SO THERE). The twins and Jack were on the swing set, perfectly capable of entertaining themselves. And Elora was stuck in a play yard with The New Baby.

"Igah!" said Bart pointing at Elora's hair. She glared. Stupid Baby.

"Gah?" Bart said again. Elora stuck her tongue out. Bart giggled. Elora frowned. Bart giggled louder. Elora's frown deepened. Bart's giggles increased; he put a chubby finger out and poked her. Elora's temper got the better of her --

POP!

-- and the giggles stopped. Elora blinked. No giggles. No baby. Elora glanced around. Mummy, Papa, Aunt Cassie and Aunt Cissie and Uncle Tim and Uncle Bart and Ick and Jen and Max and Jack and....No baby. Elora closed her eyes tight. A wind picked up suddenly around her.

Whoosh!

"Gah!"

Elora's eyes flung open; Bart waved, his hand blurred funny. Elora stared. Bart giggled. Elora's eyes narrowed.

POP!

No baby. Elora stood triumphantly in place. But then -- Whoosh! -- from behind her, Bart giggled. She spun, glaring.

POP!

Whoosh!

Giggle!

POP!!

Whoosh!!

Giggle!!

POP!!!

Whoosh!!!

Giggle!!!

"Did you make a new friend, princess?" Elora looked up at Mummy and nodded agreement.

"Fasssss!" she said, grinning at Bart. She was impressed.

Here's how it works:
1. Go to www.flickr.com
2. Type in your answer to the question in the "search" box
3. Use only the first page
4. Insert the picture into your Blog

( 15,000 words )

My soulmate Den-Den and I wanna know::

Poll #1414585 Emoticons
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 20

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I have a new job!!!!

I will be working the morning shift at The Frenzied Spork. It is a new bakery. Everyone should come for:

1. ( Wanda's Watermelon Cake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

2. ( Wanda's Adorable Wit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

3. ( WANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 )

See ya there :D

Instructions:
a. Go to Google
b. Type your name and the words "likes to" ALL IN QUOTATION MARKS. (e.g. "Stephen likes to")
c. Report back on the first ten things that come up for your name.

1. "Wanda likes to share a smile and keep a low pace"
2. "Wanda likes to show it."
3. "Wanda likes to make jokes about dingos eating babies!"
4. "Wanda likes to share the information she has discovered with others."
5. "Wanda likes to kayak, read fiction, and play board games."
6. "Wanda likes to bake also, admitting that chore sometimes takes time."
7. "Wanda likes to swim."
8. "Wanda likes to laugh too and Lord knows both of us needed some laughing."
9. "Wanda likes to be involved in her community."
10. "Wanda likes to sit in the back of the room."

:D

ooc: Wanda has regained the Phoenix Force; taken from Bea.

Follow your heart and see where it might take you
Don't let the world outside there break you
They know not who you are inside
They have never felt your hell
Don't ever let them crack...
Your shell...

Wanda sits, silent and still, in the middle of the meadow. Early spring leaves the grass covered with tiny flowers, the ones that may be weeds or may be wildflowers, depending on point of view. Or science but Wanda pays little attention to science.

There is a wind but it does not touch the girl in the field; she sits, silent and still, in a bubble of her making. An invisible film surrounds her and her friend, the little firebird that floats above her hand. Like the flowers, it is tiny and can be both beautiful and destructive, but hovering in Wand'’s palm it looks as young and innocent as she does herself.

I am hungry says the bird, its voice resounding in Wanda's head.

Shh, says Wanda. Be patient.

Why? Feathers of flame grow brighter; Wanda pats the air above her friend to calm it.

If we burn too brightly they will take you away again.

The bird settles in her hand. Flames dance up her arm, each one a warm caress against her skin. Wanda smiles. Her chaos bubble breaks and the wind blows over bird and girl, laughing amongst the wildflowers. As they giggle together petals shine red -- brighter and brighter and brighter until they explode with the white hot energy of the tiniest supernova.

And it is silent and still again. Wanda sits alone in the meadow, the wind blowing her hair into her eyes. Fire and chaos are both quiet; she is surrounded by tiny flowers, all of them white, and all of them dying.

Me and Pietro (everybody AWWWWWW!!) --



And ME all lil and ADORABLE --



I know. I'm THAT cute.

<3

1. You and your ex = ex what?

2. I am listening to = Beyonce.

3. Maybe I should = and maybe I shouldn't!!

4. I love = my brother.

5. My best friend(s) = are Avengers.

( MORE!! )

He who promises more than he is able to perform, is false to himself; and he who does not perform what he has promised, is a traitor to his friend.

americas_cap suggested I rewrite the song from the Sound of Music about favourite things with MY favourite things (including HIM and UNICORNS) so I have done so. Because when I say I will do something, I do it! Especially when there is some concern that I am not talented enough to.

I am EXTREMELY talented!!!!

So, here are Wanda's Favourite Things. Don't worry! I have made it appropriate for the ABC Family Channel -- i.e. there is one reference to porn (blame Jean-Paul) but otherwise kid-friendly. PLUS, I have included an alternative lyric to the porn line for when I sing it to Nicky and the boys (I am excellent with children).

( These are a few of my favourite things )

TA-DA!!!!